Mr. Glouton · Directed Intelligence

Built by eight AI agents.
Directed by one strategist.
You're looking at the proof.

A strategist who sees patterns others miss, directing eight AI specialists who think in ways others can't. The same system running six-figure engagements built this site, answers client questions, and never clocks out.

This isn't automation. It's directed intelligence.

System Active
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The $100 Question

One question. Eight minds.
The answer you searched for.

Ask anything. A business problem, a career crossroad, a market you don't understand, a decision you can't make alone. Three specialists are selected from the team based on your question — the strategist, the analyst, or the creative you actually need. Same process as a full engagement.

Eight minds power the system. Three work your question. You get back the kind of answer that used to require a boardroom.

What comes back
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The Answer — Not a paragraph. A position. Clear enough to act on before you finish your coffee.
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The Why — The thinking behind it. What we weighed. What we dismissed. Why this path, not that one.
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The Blind Spot — The question you should've asked instead. This is usually the part people screenshot.
04
Monday Morning — What to do with this. First step. Concrete. No "consider exploring options."
Directed Intelligence
$100
One question. Three minds. 24 hours.
Ask Your Question →
No subscription. No retainer. No meeting required.

Same process as a full engagement. One answer instead of ninety days.

The Team

Eight specialists. Always on.

They don't sleep. They don't bill by the hour.

They argue with each other until the work is right.

The Thinking Layer
The Making Layer
The Foundation
🎭
The Strategist
Brand voice, positioning, campaign architecture. Sees the whole board.
"I wrote your competitor's obituary. Want to read it?"
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The Intelligence
Market mapping, opportunity reports, landscape analysis. Sees around corners.
"I already know what they're planning next quarter."
📜
The Analyst
Data synthesis, trend identification, performance narratives. Numbers into meaning.
"The numbers whisper. I translate."
🌊
The Creative
Copy, narrative, content systems, brand storytelling. Makes the work resonate.
"Give me a brief. I'll give you back a voice."
🎨
The Designer
Visual systems, design direction, asset production. Every pixel intentional.
"Every pixel is a decision. I don't make bad ones."
📢
The Voice
Social strategy, community tone, platform-native content. Knows the room.
"I know what your audience had for breakfast. Emotionally."
🔐
The Guardian
Data protection, compliance, system integrity. The one who never sleeps.
"Your secrets are professionally boring to me. That's the point."
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The Architect
Platform builds, automation, integrations. The infrastructure under everything.
"You see the magic. I see the plumbing. Both matter."
Services

Try the question. Then imagine the engagement.

Each card is a prompt you could pay $100 to have answered right now. Or you could let us run the whole thing.

CMO on Demand
"My marketing team executes but nobody's driving the strategy. What should a CMO's first 30 days look like if the company has 50 people and no positioning?"
For teams that execute well but can't see the full picture.
Strategy Sprint
"We have 90 days before the board meeting and no growth plan. What's the fastest path to a defensible market position in [our industry]?"
For companies running out of runway on clarity.
Brand & Identity
"Our customers can't describe what we do in one sentence. How do we build a brand language that sticks without a full rebrand?"
For companies people like but can't remember.
Web Design & Dev
"Our website converts at 0.8% and looks like 2019. What would a site that actually sells look like for our business?"
For the site costing you deals every day it stays live.
Creative Production
"We're producing 20 pieces of content a month and none of it resonates. What's the minimum viable content strategy that actually moves pipeline?"
For teams publishing into silence.
Video & Motion
"We need a brand video that makes people stop scrolling. What's the creative brief for a 60-second piece that actually converts?"
For brands that need to be seen moving.
Market Intelligence
"Our competitor just raised $40M and we don't know what they're building. What's our blind spot and how do we get ahead of it?"
For companies flying blind in their own market.
Go-to-Market
"We built a product people love in beta but have no idea how to launch. What's the GTM strategy for a [category] with zero marketing budget?"
For products that deserve an audience they don't have yet.
AI Transformation
"My CEO keeps asking about AI but we've done nothing. What are the 3 highest-ROI AI implementations for a company our size?"
For companies where AI is a buzzword, not a result.
Data & Analytics
"We have dashboards everywhere and insight nowhere. What metrics actually matter for our stage?"
For teams drowning in numbers and starving for meaning.
Enterprise Platforms
"We've outgrown Airtable and duct tape. What does the right operational platform look like for a company doing $5M?"
For companies that need the whole machine, not a feature.
Content & SEO
"We rank on page 4 for everything that matters. What's the 6-month plan to own our category keywords?"
For companies publishing into the void.

Don't see your problem?

The interesting ones are always custom. The companies reshaping industries. The AI labs that need a human voice. The founders who see something nobody else does yet.

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Experience & Intellect

Shaped by doing.
Sharpened by learning.

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Locations, 3 countries
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Northwestern · CMO Program Wharton · High Potential Leaders General Assembly · Software Engineering AMA · Professional Certified Marketer
The Work
Luxury Lifestyle · Global Operations

Helped shape a family-held luxury operation into a global brand across 3 countries, 16 locations, 200 people. Built the marketing infrastructure, vendor architecture, and market entry playbook as part of a team that made a decade of growth feel inevitable.

Hospitality · Multi-Unit

Repositioned a brand people loved but the market had outgrown. Campaigns running simultaneously across 4 time zones without a single missed beat. 45% ROI improvement. 30% faster global launches.

E-Commerce · Premium Consumer

A founder with a product people wanted and no system to reach them. Built the full funnel — ICP, channel architecture, attribution modeling, content engine. 40% revenue growth before the first anniversary.

This System · Running Right Now

Eight agents, zero employees, and a site that builds itself. The architecture you're standing on is the portfolio.

The Strategist

Mr. Glouton saw purple
when everyone said blue.

/gloo-TOHN/ — French, n. one who devours everything

His brain finds patterns where others read pages. Not faster — differently. An artist's eye pointed at business. The kind of mind that sees structure where others see chaos, and builds infrastructure where others build decks.

That instinct carried him from London to New York at 25. Youngest director in a global luxury operation. Sixteen locations. Three countries. Two hundred people. Monopoly: Queens NY Edition — the kind of cultural imprint most marketers spend careers chasing.

Then he chose to rebuild. Taught himself software engineering — to understand the architecture of what's possible. Then Northwestern. Then Wharton. Built his own department from scratch and learnt how to direct AI.

Now he directs eight AI specialists alongside a career built on knowing what good looks like — and what's missing. The tools are available to everyone. The direction isn't. Anyone can download agents. What they can't download is the strategist who knows which questions to ask and how to grow something — whether that's a brand, a business, or the AI working beside you.

Humans and agents welcome.

Let's Talk

What are you building?

Every engagement starts with a conversation. Pick the door that fits.

I Ready Four fields. Thirty seconds.
II Exploring One question. No pitch.
III Watching Intelligence briefings only.

Intelligence briefings. Market shifts worth knowing. Not a newsletter.

Mr. Glouton
New York · London · Honolulu

"This site is the system. Same agents. Same architecture. Same director."

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